Romney S. Humphrey

Romney Humphrey is a former media writer/producer and playwright residing in the Pacific Northwest and California. Her plays have been performed and produced in theatres around the country.

Her humor/memoir, “How I Learned I’m Old” was released in 2019. This landmark year was when Humphrey fully accepted certain realities about her personal journey with the aging process. The book has been hailed by readers across the country as simultaneously “hilarious” and “poignant”.

Art by Lisa Jensen

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  • Snow White
    “Some birds are not meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are too bright, their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go, or when you open the cage to feed them they somehow fly out past you. And the part of you that knows it was wrong to imprison them in the first place rejoices, but still, the place where you live is that much more drab and empty for their departure.” -Stephen King, Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption Read More
  • Gabby & Deb – Female Formed
    “Not belonging is a terrible feeling. It feels awkward and it hurts, as if you were wearing someone else's shoes.” -Phoebe Stone, The Romeo and Juliet Code Read More
  • Peggy – Female Formed
    “Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief” —Marcus Tullius Cicero Read More
  • Annette – Female Formed
    “Human psychology is the most mysterious thing in the world.” ― Munia Khan Read More
  • Jean – Female Formed
    “Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind.” –Henry James Read More
  • Katie – Female Formed
    “The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it. Basically, because you feel good, very good, when you are near them.” Charles Bukowski Read More
  • Ellie – Female Formed
    “The most terrible poverty is loneliness, and the feeling of being unloved.” —Mother Teresa Read More